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+        FRATERNITY OF ORDER — OFFICE OF DOMESTIC AFFAIRS — FORM LUV-788
+
+                REQUEST TO ENTER INTO MATRIMONIAL UNION
+                        WITH MR. TIMON PHERENIKOS
+================================================================================
+
+1.  APPLICANT INFORMATION
+
+    Name (Print): [_________________________]  Species: [_________]
+
+    Registered Tax ID Number: [___________]   [ ] Planar  [ ] Transitive
+
+    Current Marital Status:
+       [ ] Single   [ ] Married   [ ] Other
+
+    Number of prior matrimonial filings (any plane): [______]
+
+2.  NATURE OF AFFECTION
+
+    (Select all that apply)
+
+    [ ] Physical    [ ] Emotional    [ ] Spiritual
+    [ ] Financial   [ ] Logistical   [ ] Karmic
+    [ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
+
+    Declared Sincerity:  [________] %
+    Observed Sincerity:  [________] %
+
+    (Observed field to be completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
+
+3.  IS APPLICANT OF COMPARABLE ATTRACTIVENESS TO MR. PHERENIKOS?
+
+     Attractiveness of Applicant 1-10 [    ]
+     Attractiveness of Pherenikos 1-10 [    ]
+
+4.  PRIOR INTERACTIONS WITH MR. PHERENIKOS
+
+    Has the applicant, at any time, attempted to obtain Mr. Pherenikos's
+    attention, cooperation, or favor through any of the following means?
+
+                                       No   Yes
+    a. Charm Spell or Effect           [ ]  [ ]
+    b. Mundane Seduction               [ ]  [ ]
+    c. Monetary influence or Gifts     [ ]  [ ]
+    d. Disguise or False Identity      [ ]  [ ]
+    e. Intoxicants                     [ ]  [ ]
+    f. Other (specify): [______________________________________]
+
+5.  MR. PHERENIKOS'S EYE COLOR
+
+    [__________________________]
+
+    [ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
+
+6.  MR. PHERENIKOS'S BIRTHDAY
+
+    [___-___/_/____]
+
+    [ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
+
+7.  DOWRY VALUE  [________] gp
+
+    Form of Payment:
+       [ ] Real Coin        [ ] Real Gems
+       [ ] Imaginary Coin / Other Figments
+       [ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
+
+8.  OPEN MARRIAGE / PROPOSED ARRANGEMENT:
+
+       [ ] Strictly Exclusive
+       [ ] Mutually Open
+       [ ] Unilaterally Open — Applicant Only
+       [ ] Unilaterally Open — Mr. Pherenikos Only
+
+9.  PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS
+
+       [ ] Waiver of Joint Property Rights
+       [ ] Waiver of Joint Custody of Pets, Familiars, Summons
+       [ ] Waiver of Inheritance Rights
+       [ ] Waiver of Soul Ownership Allocation (Fiendish Contracts)
+       [ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
+
+10. DOES APPLICANT'S FOOT FIT IN THE GLASS SLIPPER?
+
+        (to be evaluated and completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
+
+        [ ] No   [ ] Yes
+
+11. APPLICANT CERTIFIES THAT THIS REQUEST TO MARRY MR. PHERENIKOS
+    IS NOT A DISTRACTION TACTIC DESIGNED TO GET MR. PHERENIKOS AWAY
+    FROM THE DESK, THEREBY ALLOWING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS TO SNEAK
+    INTO THE OFFICE OF MR. RENNICK:
+
+       Applicant's Initials [_________]
+
+12. NAME AND SIGNATURE
+
+  Name of Applicant:      [_________________________________________________]
+
+  Signature of Applicant: [_________________________________________________]
+
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+IMPORTANT NOTICES AND STATUTORY DISCLAIMERS (READ IN FULL)
+
+A. Submission of this document does not constitute an engagement, betrothal,
+   romantic understanding, or guarantee of consultation with Mr. Pherenikos.
+
+B. All fields must be completed.
+
+C. Any false, misleading, speculative, paradoxical, or retroactively inaccurate
+   statement constitutes a material violation of Fraternity of Order Code
+   S17.4(c), irrespective of intent, awareness, or causal displacement.
+
+D. Mr. Pherenikos reserves the right to file Form LUV-789 (Statement of
+   Reciprocal Disinterest) at any time, before, during, or after proceedings.
+
+E. We politely request that you refrain from attaching paintings, sketches,
+   or other exaggerated depictions of your penis.
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