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FRATERNITY OF ORDER — OFFICE OF DOMESTIC AFFAIRS — FORM LUV-788
REQUEST TO ENTER INTO MATRIMONIAL UNION
WITH MR. TIMON PHERENIKOS
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1. APPLICANT INFORMATION
Name (Print): [_________________________] Species: [_________]
Registered Tax ID Number: [___________] [ ] Planar [ ] Transitive
Current Marital Status:
[ ] Single [ ] Married [ ] Other
Number of prior matrimonial filings (any plane): [______]
2. NATURE OF AFFECTION
(Select all that apply)
[ ] Physical [ ] Emotional [ ] Spiritual
[ ] Financial [ ] Logistical [ ] Karmic
[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
Declared Sincerity: [________] %
Observed Sincerity: [________] %
(Observed field to be completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
3. IS APPLICANT OF COMPARABLE ATTRACTIVENESS TO MR. PHERENIKOS?
Attractiveness of Applicant 1-10 [ ]
Attractiveness of Pherenikos 1-10 [ ]
4. PRIOR INTERACTIONS WITH MR. PHERENIKOS
Has the applicant, at any time, attempted to obtain Mr. Pherenikos's
attention, cooperation, or favor through any of the following means?
No Yes
a. Charm Spell or Effect [ ] [ ]
b. Mundane Seduction [ ] [ ]
c. Monetary influence or Gifts [ ] [ ]
d. Disguise or False Identity [ ] [ ]
e. Intoxicants [ ] [ ]
f. Other (specify): [______________________________________]
5. MR. PHERENIKOS'S EYE COLOR
[__________________________]
[ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
6. MR. PHERENIKOS'S BIRTHDAY
[___-___/_/____]
[ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
7. DOWRY VALUE [________] gp
Form of Payment:
[ ] Real Coin [ ] Real Gems
[ ] Imaginary Coin / Other Figments
[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
8. OPEN MARRIAGE / PROPOSED ARRANGEMENT:
[ ] Strictly Exclusive
[ ] Mutually Open
[ ] Unilaterally Open — Applicant Only
[ ] Unilaterally Open — Mr. Pherenikos Only
9. PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS
[ ] Waiver of Joint Property Rights
[ ] Waiver of Joint Custody of Pets, Familiars, Summons
[ ] Waiver of Inheritance Rights
[ ] Waiver of Soul Ownership Allocation (Fiendish Contracts)
[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
10. DOES APPLICANT'S FOOT FIT IN THE GLASS SLIPPER?
(to be evaluated and completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
[ ] No [ ] Yes
11. APPLICANT CERTIFIES THAT THIS REQUEST TO MARRY MR. PHERENIKOS
IS NOT A DISTRACTION TACTIC DESIGNED TO GET MR. PHERENIKOS AWAY
FROM THE DESK, THEREBY ALLOWING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS TO SNEAK
INTO THE OFFICE OF MR. RENNICK:
Applicant's Initials [_________]
12. NAME AND SIGNATURE
Name of Applicant: [_________________________________________________]
Signature of Applicant: [_________________________________________________]
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IMPORTANT NOTICES AND STATUTORY DISCLAIMERS (READ IN FULL)
A. Submission of this document does not constitute an engagement, betrothal,
romantic understanding, or guarantee of consultation with Mr. Pherenikos.
B. All fields must be completed.
C. Any false, misleading, speculative, paradoxical, or retroactively inaccurate
statement constitutes a material violation of Fraternity of Order Code
S17.4(c), irrespective of intent, awareness, or causal displacement.
D. Mr. Pherenikos reserves the right to file Form LUV-789 (Statement of
Reciprocal Disinterest) at any time, before, during, or after proceedings.
E. We politely request that you refrain from attaching paintings, sketches,
or other exaggerated depictions of your penis.