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FRATERNITY OF ORDER — OFFICE OF DOMESTIC AFFAIRS — FORM LUV-788
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REQUEST TO ENTER INTO MATRIMONIAL UNION
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WITH MR. TIMON PHERENIKOS
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1. APPLICANT INFORMATION
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Name (Print): [_________________________] Species: [_________]
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Registered Tax ID Number: [___________] [ ] Planar [ ] Transitive
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Current Marital Status:
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[ ] Single [ ] Married [ ] Other
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Number of prior matrimonial filings (any plane): [______]
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2. NATURE OF AFFECTION
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(Select all that apply)
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[ ] Physical [ ] Emotional [ ] Spiritual
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[ ] Financial [ ] Logistical [ ] Karmic
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[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
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Declared Sincerity: [________] %
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Observed Sincerity: [________] %
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(Observed field to be completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
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3. IS APPLICANT OF COMPARABLE ATTRACTIVENESS TO MR. PHERENIKOS?
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Attractiveness of Applicant 1-10 [ ]
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Attractiveness of Pherenikos 1-10 [ ]
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4. PRIOR INTERACTIONS WITH MR. PHERENIKOS
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Has the applicant, at any time, attempted to obtain Mr. Pherenikos's
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attention, cooperation, or favor through any of the following means?
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No Yes
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a. Charm Spell or Effect [ ] [ ]
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b. Mundane Seduction [ ] [ ]
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c. Monetary influence or Gifts [ ] [ ]
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d. Disguise or False Identity [ ] [ ]
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e. Intoxicants [ ] [ ]
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f. Other (specify): [______________________________________]
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5. MR. PHERENIKOS'S EYE COLOR
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[__________________________]
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[ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
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6. MR. PHERENIKOS'S BIRTHDAY
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[___-___/_/____]
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[ ] I couldn't be bothered to remember, and therefore am not worthy.
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7. DOWRY VALUE [________] gp
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Form of Payment:
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[ ] Real Coin [ ] Real Gems
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[ ] Imaginary Coin / Other Figments
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[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
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8. OPEN MARRIAGE / PROPOSED ARRANGEMENT:
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[ ] Strictly Exclusive
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[ ] Mutually Open
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[ ] Unilaterally Open — Applicant Only
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[ ] Unilaterally Open — Mr. Pherenikos Only
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9. PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS
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[ ] Waiver of Joint Property Rights
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[ ] Waiver of Joint Custody of Pets, Familiars, Summons
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[ ] Waiver of Inheritance Rights
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[ ] Waiver of Soul Ownership Allocation (Fiendish Contracts)
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[ ] Other (specify): [_________________________________]
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10. DOES APPLICANT'S FOOT FIT IN THE GLASS SLIPPER?
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(to be evaluated and completed by Mr. Pherenikos)
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[ ] No [ ] Yes
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11. APPLICANT CERTIFIES THAT THIS REQUEST TO MARRY MR. PHERENIKOS
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IS NOT A DISTRACTION TACTIC DESIGNED TO GET MR. PHERENIKOS AWAY
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FROM THE DESK, THEREBY ALLOWING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS TO SNEAK
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INTO THE OFFICE OF MR. RENNICK:
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Applicant's Initials [_________]
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12. NAME AND SIGNATURE
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Name of Applicant: [_________________________________________________]
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Signature of Applicant: [_________________________________________________]
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IMPORTANT NOTICES AND STATUTORY DISCLAIMERS (READ IN FULL)
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A. Submission of this document does not constitute an engagement, betrothal,
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romantic understanding, or guarantee of consultation with Mr. Pherenikos.
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B. All fields must be completed.
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C. Any false, misleading, speculative, paradoxical, or retroactively inaccurate
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statement constitutes a material violation of Fraternity of Order Code
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S17.4(c), irrespective of intent, awareness, or causal displacement.
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D. Mr. Pherenikos reserves the right to file Form LUV-789 (Statement of
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Reciprocal Disinterest) at any time, before, during, or after proceedings.
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E. We politely request that you refrain from attaching paintings, sketches,
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or other exaggerated depictions of your penis.
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